EXPOSED: THE MOST SHAMELESS BETRAYAL & THE JAW-DROPPING BEDROOM SECRET THAT CHANGES EVERYTHING!

Welcome to the General Hospital Daily Y.A.P.P. (Your After-Program Ponderings) for a quick — and by that, I mean you’re already halfway done — recap of the most amazing or what-the-heck-did-we-just-watch moments on today’s episode. Let’s get to it:

What Happened on General Hospital

Valentin had to drink through the pain on General Hospital | Image: ABC
Valentin had to drink through the pain on General Hospital | Image: ABC

What was Carly thinking? Well, we guess we know what Carly was thinking, but she did not HAVE to go upstairs and have sex with Jack just because she needed him to get her access to Jason. We know Jack has something she needs, but she could have told him that she was too stressed and tired and needed to think. Valentin did his best to remind her that he was right there waiting by showing her that he was right outside the patio French doors. That’s right, she had her piano-playing, Billy Joel-singing, French-speaking, undercover sous chef right there, and she took Jack upstairs right in front of him. No, Carly. Just. No. Valentin is the attic boyfriend every soap gal needs and you have him. Why mess with a good thing just because you need Jack to help with the Jason situation? Valentin can do that too. He might not be WSB anymore, but look how resourceful he is, jumping out of planes, rescuing women from exploding cars, and then finding his way back home. At least we know he is the one who Carly wants cause she pictured his face while doing what she felt she had to do with Jack. And then poor Valentin, at the bottom of the stairs wondering if he should go claim his woman or not. Fight for her, Valentin. All you have to do is…sing her a song.

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